Posted by: John | March 6, 2009

Prime Minister supports motherhood and apple pie in distant land!

Today Prime Minister Gordon Brown told people in a distant land that `I support progress and motherhood and apple pie too`.

When asked in the street ordinary folk said `who was that?` or `was that Blair’s understudy?`.Viewers on Sky News soon found that they were watching a news item about `Blair’s exploits in Israel` and `Raccoon rearing in Richmond, Virginia`.

Meanwhile back in London chief spinmeister Lord Mandelcroft was tapping on his abacus and calculating the amount of LGBT votes won back that his pollsters were so concerned about.


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